quendergeer:

crownedpatriot11:

eggil:

Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can’t even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling.

It’s over.

Fs for the USA

explaining purchasing power collapse to an american: imagine no burger

mei-lingere:

johnathan-harker-apologist:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

every time i have salmon it’s like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.

shout out to gay men

alimak-serolf:

It’s not just me, right?

laurapalwer:

m1ndbrand:

Obi-wan: *waking up after being knocked out* where are we?

Anakin: *sarcastically* heaven.

Obi-wan: oh.

Obi-wan: didn’t think you’d be here.

lastoneout:

xanemix:

lilacandladybugs:

lilacandladybugs:

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

Here’s some fossilized coral.

sleevesareforlosers:

fugayyyku:

File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

[ID. A tweet from @ GianmarcoSoresi. “Ran into someone from my high school who told me they had recently transitioned and I was over the moon bc I had forgotten their name.” End ID.]